I hate dating in Atlanta.
Most men don’t make it past the “telephone stage”. I give them my number, we talk and based off their conversation, I block them.
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m too picky.
Or maybe, …nvm.
The point is, I want you to meet Claude Thomas.
Claude asked for my number one day. He seemed nice enough.
Claude called. Immediately. And texted. And Facetimed, a lot.
Side note, there is FaceTime etiquette.
Ask before Facetiming someone new.
As much as Claude spoke to my voicemail, you would think that he would’ve gotten the point, but he didn’t.
Don’t get me wrong, Claude is handsome- if lightskin guys are your thing. (Tall, dark and handsome is more my taste)
Claude is an attorney. (GA bar website says otherwise)
Claude drives an expensive Jaguar. (He sent me more pictures of his car than himself)
The most important thing I learned about Claude is Claude doesn’t like brunch.
Who the fuck doesn’t like brunch? I should have blocked him.
But I tried to lighten the mood instead. I asked if he wanted to do breakfast.
Surely, this man eats breakfast. As big as he is, he should know it is the most important meal of the day.
This is where it gets creepy. Claude insisted that I come to his house so he can cook.
Pause.
Did he just invite me to his house? On a first date?
So, the answer to that was no.
Then Claude hit me with the “This is why I date white women, black women always have their hand out.”
I was classy. I wished him well. Then posted screenshots of our conversation on Facebook in my favorite FB group.
To be honest, Claude lost me when he told me he was a lawyer for the Department of Labor and he worked third shift.
I’ve never met a third shift lawyer before.
But I digress.
Someone in the group responds that attorney Claude is a correctional officer that works with her aunt.
Lol, third shift.
She also posted this:
And this:
And this:
I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
Sis, you have been warned.
The internet will break with tgis one LMFAO. #claudethefraud
Lmao
Lmfao what a lame ass MF, or is he lame?
Who does this though
Get a life gold digging ass hoes.
Nah bih, who lies about his whole life?
Are you this nigga?
Mad cause dont nobody want your fake ass…All the money you working hard for and still nobody wants you give up already witcha sick ass
wow pure gold diggers. How about I put you on the block and you can get some real money ?
You don’t have gold? Tf she digging for? Your bar license?
Lmao!!!
Cthu!
😂😂😂😂😂He wish he had gold thats why he so miserable now…He mad cause no woman want his money nor him now thats just all bad😂😂
Noone wants a tainted female with two kids staying at they moma house.
So a woman having kids outside of marriage makes them tainted? That’s very disrespectful. You have the right to your preferences, but don’t devalue someone in the process.
If you are the dude in the post I’ll say this: Lying isn’t worth it. That takes too much energy which could be used elsewhere.
No one wants a tainted peen with a STD.
Sit down.
Be humble.
#claudethefraud have a nice ring to your dumbass 😂😂😂
He gave me an STD and when I went over to his apartment for a “Movie” he damn near attacked me. Can’t believe I believed in him and his little dick ass!!!
what did he give u smfh
Ok, the guy shouldn’t have lied about his profession, BUT asking a guy if he wants breakfast sounds like sexual flirtation. Why not lunch or coffee?
Um sir, htf does bacon and eggs at ihop sound flirtatious
I guess you can’t read she said brunch as in between 11a.m and noon he said he didn’t like brunch so she suggested breakfast. Seems like she wanted to have a daytime date with this creep and a good call it was
YES
How … how does suggesting breakfast sound sexual in any way unless you woke up in that kitchen 😂
Someone’s a closet rapist lmao
This is like something out of a movie. Holy crap
Interesting…
Yall better stop playing. It always comes out in the wash.
So instead of spending money on actually becoming a lawyer, he’s wasting it on pretending to be a lawyer. That is seriously pathetic. And those Craigslist ads? Creepy much? This “man” is laughable.
Mental illness is real people.
Some of you hoes commenting have men that are 3rd shift plumbers! But yea, this dude looks like he pees sitting down.
Your actually suppose to pee sitting down…Research Prostate health ..It will tell you the same…Fuck Claude😂
Can we catch you at your real job? Or somewhere other than GSU hitting on young gals? The girls dorm has your pics and all of this posted on the community board. You’re now looked at as a lying predator.
Anywho, you’re too old to be out here lying and trying to con women. As a single woman with accolades and 0 baggage. We don’t want your ass either. Men with real coin and better financial literacy are a dime a dozen. Especially here, in land of the sugar daddies.
We want a man that really lives that life not someone that imitates it. Someone your age and at your level in life doesn’t deserve anything but the bottom of the barrel. Be humble you scab.
Holy smokes. I call mental Breakdown soon.
This shit is commical
Well as far as I know he works the overnight shift with me at BOP-ATL and just does hella overtime to afford his lifestyle.
A cease and desist order has been issued to the law offices of Claude & Douchebro LLP. Enforced by Dave Chappelle, who hit the managing partner over the head with a lamp and said “I was scared” in his defense. He also said never trust a brother named Claude.
I’ve seen him somewhere before and not just on here. I think Claude the Fraud has pull this sane thing in other cities.
Granted he lied, but how many women tell dumb ass lies and it just gets chalked up to the game? Hell, I bet his game works for him a lot for the simple fact women these days are purely materialistic. He jist happened to get caight this time.
Hey say he work for the feds now y’all. Lmfao. I knew something wasn’t right. He can barely hold a conversation.
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Wow!