I don’t mean to be petty but…


Nene Leakes said it best when she said “You never can win when you play dirty.”

I get it. It’s not polite to talk about pregnant women. It’s admirable to see both Amber Rose and Tristan Thompson’s ex come out in support of Khloe.

But I’m not them so…

Let me say there is a special place in hell for men like Tristan Thompson who create life lightly.

Thompson’s ex- girlfriend model Jordan Craig gave birth in December 2016, which was nearly five months into Khloe and Tristan’s relationship. Can you imagine being Jordan watching your man parade around Hollywood with another woman? Imagine being in your third trimester and watching the whole path of your life shift because your man woke up one day and decided he wanted to date a Kardashian.

I could point out the fact that Khloe could have taken the classier route and waited until after Jordan gave birth to publicize their much talked about relationship. I understand everyone rallying around Khloe in this situation because no one wants to stress a pregnant woman. Karma has a way of catching up with people so I’m sure Khloe can relate to Jordan now and handle this situation with the tact and class that Jordan showed.

But Khloe is a Kardashian. The Kardashians are about to bring some major energy to Tristan’s life. Tyga is somewhere grateful TMZ has something else to focus on besides him. Kris doesn’t like Blac Chyna and Tristan just got added to the shit list too.

It must suck to be pregnant, cheated on, and humiliated. He’s making some irresponsible and expensive life decisions. Rich people six figure child support is in his near future. TMZ’s content for the next few months just wrote itself. Next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is going to be lit.

Who wasn’t rooting for Tristan? Black Twitter collectively sent him hashtag prayers to keep him out the sunken place. We really wanted him to survive the Kardashian machine. It’s clear he didn’t listen to the 4:44 album and skimmed through it. Either way, I’m grabbing my Rap Snacks and grape soda and tuning in to this drama. Lots of prayers for the baby and I hope Khloe has a healthy baby girl. In the meantime, the Kardashian machine is working on damage control and for once, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of their wrath.

Sucks to be him. #KanyeShrug




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